I awoke expecting to have a tranquil Saturday morning at home. My tranquility was thwarted by the landlord's secret plan to have the ceiling fixed right outside my front door.

WHy do they put funhouse mirrors in hair salons. I always look like a distorted drowned rat.

I just got a haircut. Not sure how I feel about it

I swear to add more this week dear reader Mike

my comic is evolving at a snail's pace

punchline

joke continues